Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Elderly Harry was in the hospital. Every time this young nurse came in, she talked to him like a little child. She would say, in a very patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning??!!!” Well, this a story of revenge. Harry had received breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray and put it on his stand. He had been given a Urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple, and you know what Harry did with…
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If a snake married an undertaker what would the towels say? Hiss & Hearse!
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Two little boys were in the hospital. The first kid leaned over and asked, “What are you in here for?” The second kid said, “I’m here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid said, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jell-o and ice cream. It’s a piece of cake!” The second kid…
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An Englishman returns home late one night to find his wife in bed with three men. The stunned Brit says, “‘allo, ‘allo, ‘allo!” His wife the replies, “What? Aren’t you talkin’ to me?”
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What song did the guy sing after he had his kidney removed? (Tune of I can see cleary now the the rain is gone) I can pee frealy now the pain is gone,I can remove all the obstacles in side.
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There were 11 people out on a hiking trip through the woods. Ten were blondes and one was a brunette. As they were crossing a rope bridge across a deep ravine, the rope bridge suddenly snapped leaving all 11 people hanging onto a rope for dear life. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette…
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Church was full one Sunday morning and the preacher was giving a powerful sermon about Heaven and Hell. All of a sudden, the front door opens and in walks Satan. All of the congregation runs out the front door screaming “It’s Satan, it’s Satan!” That is, all except one old man in the “amen” pew. Satan goes up to him and says, “Don’t you know who I am?” The old man says, “Yea, you’re Satan.” Satan says, “Aren’t you scared…
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10. Musical Recliners 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta 8. Hide and Go Pee 7. Simon Says Something Incoherent 6. Doc, Doc Goose 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over 4. Kick the Bucket. 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy And the Number 1 Old Folks Home Party Game … 1. Sag, You’re It!
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A liberal kindergarten teacher taught a class of thirty. On election day, she asked the students to raise their hand if they were Democrats. 29 students raised their hands. She asked the kid with his hand down if he was a Republican. “Yes”, the boy replied. The teacher asked why and the boy said because his parents were. “Well if your parents are total morons, what does that make you?” “A Democrat.”
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There were two boll weevils from Kentucky. One moved away to Hollywood and became a big movie star with millions of dollars. He was known as the successful weevil. The other one stayed at home and worked on the farm. He made a decent living but wasn’t as successful as the other. Therefore he was known as the lesser of two weevils.
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