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Corky

There were two guys in a locker room and the one guy noticed the other guy had a cork in his ass. So the guy said, “Sir, is that a cork in your ass?” The other guy replied saying “Well, yes it is.” He said, “I was in my house cleaning it up and I saw this magic lamp. So I picked it up and rubbed it. All of a sudden a genie popped out. The genie said I will…

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Frog

A man walks into a doctors office with a frog on his head. The doctor asks what the problem is. The frog replies, “There’s a bum on my ass.”

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Lil Johnny

Lil’ Johnny on Politics Lil’ Johnny goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you The People. The nanny- well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we’ll call him The…

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bumper stickers

you ever see those bumper stickers that say: “my teen son is an honor student at polk high school. I think they should be more true to life. “My child molester teen is enrolled at the Michael jackson university of Molesting arts ” “I am a proud father of Inmate #ymenjail666 at the Appalachian county juvenile detention center”. “I am aproud father of an aids infested, cross-dressing, ufo believing ,crack head at I am always high school”. “My 13 year…

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