your mama
Your mama is so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock.
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Breasts and Trains
Q. What do breasts and toy trains have in common? A. They are actually made for children, but it’s men who really want to use them.
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Whoops!
One day, a person got into a terrible car accident and was admitted to a Hospital. Later, His friends arrived and they were told that their friend has to get his leg amputated. After a while, a surgeon walks into the waiting room and tells the friends that he’s got good news and bad news. The friends ask for the bad news to get it over with. The Surgeon tells them that they accidently amputated the wrong leg. “And what’s…
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Lawyer Jokes
What does a sperm have in common with a lawyer? They both have a 1 in a million chance of becoming a human! Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep? Because deep down, they`re really good people. Why don`t lawyers go to the beach? Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand. If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why shouldn`t you swerve and hit him? It might be your bicycle. Why did the lawyer cross the…
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Brides
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: So the dishwasher matches the other appliances.
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Heavenly Golf
Jack & Jill were walking off the eighteenth green as Jack was adding up both their scores. Jack says to Jill, “I’d move heaven and earth if I could break 100!” Jill replies, “You better try heaven, you just moved half of the earth!”
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Work Related Humor
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK: 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday ***** As salesman was assigned to secure an important client but failed in his mission. He faxed his secretary and asked her to break the news indirectly to his boss. His note read, “Failed in securing client, prepare the boss.” He received the following fax from his secretary: “The boss is prepared… prepare yourself.” ***** Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on…
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Redneck Computer Programmer Dickshunary
“BIT” = A wager as in, “I bit you cain’t spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.” “BYTE” = First word in a kiss-off phrase. “CURSOR” = What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend. “FLOPPY” = When ya’ll can’t get it up no more. “DIGITAL CONTROL” = What yore fingers do on the TV remote. “HARD DRIVE” = Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires while pulling a trailer…
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A real prick
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Ferarri? Porcupines have pricks on the outside…
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River Crossing
Two blondes are standing on the bank of a river across the river from each other. One blonde yells to the other blonde, “HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?” The other blonde yells back, “YOU ARE ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE!”
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