Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A Texan was trying to impress a guy from Boston with an account of the heroism at the Alamo. He says, “I guess you don’t have many heros where you’re from?” The Bostonian replies, “Well, have you heard of Paul Revere?” And the Texan says, “Paul Revere? Isn’t he the guy who ran for help?”
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What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant? HER FEET!!!!!!
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A couple were coming back from a dinner party one night. The wife said,”I want you to know that I had an affair with someone, and now I’m leaving you.” The husband said nothing but just increased the speed of his car from 60mph to 70mph. The wife added, “I want the cars and the kids.” The husband still remained silent and increased the speed to 80mph. The wife still added, “I want the house and the money too, oh…
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A middle-aged guy says to his wife,”You should go bra-less.” She says, “Do you think my breasts are still perky enough?” He says, “No, but maybe it’d pull the wrinkles out of your face.”
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Q. What did Ronald Goldman say to Nicole Simposon at the pearly gates? A. “Here are your fucking sunglasses!”
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As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed up against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, “That will teach you to pinch me!!!” Bewildered, Mr. Wilson, in shock, was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, “I…I…didn’t pinch that girl.” “Of course, you didn’t,” said his wife, consolingly. “I did.”
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A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy. The little boy says, “It sure is dark in here.” The man says, “Yes, it is.” Boy – “I have a baseball.” Man – “That’s nice.” Boy – “Want to buy it?”…
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Two Lovers plan to commit Suicide. They were going to jump off of a cliff. The boy jumped first. The Girl closed her eyes before jumping then changed her mind saying Love is Blind. The Boy, in mid-air opened his parachute saying Love never Dies
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Q: Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? A: The bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator and goes to bed. The married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
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