Th th th Jokes - page 201

1 Jan. Ad for female stenographer $5.00 2 Jan. Violets for new stenographer $7.50 6 Jan. Week’s salary for stenographer $225.00 9 Jan. Roses for stenographer $25.00 10 Jan. Candy for wife $4.50 12 Jan. Lunch for stenographer $35.00 13 Jan. Week’s salary for stenographer $300.00 16 Jan. Theater tickets for self and stenographer $75.00 19 Jan. Ice cream sode for wife $1.50 20 Jan. Virginia’s salary $375.00 23 Jan. Champagne and dinner for “Ginny” $160.00 25 Jan. Doctor for…

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In the hospital a guy was visiting his Grandfather.All of the sudden the Grandfather died.A few days later at the Grandfathers funeral, the guy said, “He gave me this note before he died.It says ‘Get off my airhose.’”

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After the crash in Paris, Queen Elizabeth called O.J. and said “Mr. Simpson, now THAT’S how it’s done!”

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A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little surprised, asked fearfully, “That’s interesting. How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the little girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.”

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