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Why was the blonde so happy to finish the puzzle in 4 years. Because the box said years 2-6
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Meanest, Toughest Cowboy
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first one says, “I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is! Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands.” The second one can’t stand to be bested. “Why that’s…
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All but One
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him, she asks, “What happened to you?” “I got into a fight with the apartment manager.” “Whatever for?” “He claimed he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!” “Hmmmm. I bet it’s that snooty Mrs. Brown on the third floor.”
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I Spy
The CIA loses track of one of its operatives, and so calls in one of their top spy hunters. The CIA boss says, “All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he’s somewhere in Ireland. If you think you’ve located him, tell him the code words, ‘The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning.’ If it’s really him, he’ll answer, ‘Yes, and for mist at noon as well.’” So the spy hunter goes to…
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Who Did It?
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he does not know, but it definitely is not him. The supervisor, taken aback by this lack of basic Bible knowledge, goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident. The principal replies that he knows little Johnny, as well as his whole family very well and can vouch for them, and if little Johnny said that…
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Blonde jokes
1. What does a blonde’s mother say to her before going out at night? If your not in bed by 10, come home. 2. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. 3. What’s the difference between having sex with a blonde and a brunette? You don’t need to give the blonde as much alcohol.
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News Flash….
Police reports show that the first shipment of Viagra was received at a airport in Kentucky…. It was hi-jacked at a UPS terminal by a gang of thieves that wore masks. The police warn that they may be hardened criminals. Beware!
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Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the forest and her mother said “You’d better not go out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood, because the big bad wolf’s out and you know what he’ll do; He’ll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off.” But Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said, “Don’t worry Mum, I’ve got it covered.”…
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Little Red Riding Hood
Red Riding Hood (RRH) is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. “My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf!” says RRH. The wolf jumps up and runs away!!! Further down the road RRH sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. “My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf!” says RRH. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About another 2 miles down the…
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