Yo Mama’s hardware store
Yo Mama’s like a hardware store. Five cents for a screw!
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama’s like a hardware store. Five cents for a screw!
Yo mama so ugly, yo papa takes her to work so he don’t need to kiss her goodbye!
* Your mama so skinny her nipples touch. * Your Mama feet so big she went into a shoe store and asked for a size eleven box. * Your Mama so fat when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
A guy comes up to a friend in his class. “Why were you so busy yesterday?” “I was practicing.” “Oh yeah, practicing what?” “Jo Mama!”
yo mama so black, when she gets out of her car the oil light comes on.
An elderly couple suffering from deteriorating memory signed up for a power memory class to improve their memories. The power memory method taught them to remember things by associating these with familiar objects. After completing the 5-day course, the old man was discussing the merits of the course with a neighbor in his backyard. The old man claimed, “Signing up for that power memory class was one of the best things I’ve ever done.” The neighbor asked, “So who was…
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE TOOK HER PITURE FOR HER DRIVERS LICENSE IT SAID PICTURE CONTINUED ON BACK !!!
Yo mama so stupid, she ask me what jeans am i wearing, i said guess and she said levis.
Yo mama’s so ugly, a cannibal took one look at her and ordered a salad!