Yo Mama Hairy Ho
Yo mama got so much hair under her arm, when I saw her at the welfare office, I thought she was carrying a dog. Yo mama such a ho I was almost yo daddy, but the line was too long.
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Mama Jokes - page 10
Yo mama so fat
Yo mama is so fat that when she entered Taco Bell, everybody ran for the border.
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Yo Mama
1. Yo Mama is soo fat, she stepped on a dollar bill and made change. 2. Yo Mama is soo stupid, she thought she needed an x-ray when she broke wind. 3. Yo Mama is soo ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her with a lawsuit. 4. Yo Mama is soo fat, if she fell she would rock herself to sleep trying to get up.
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In response to yesterday’s mama fest
Hey….I’d talk about YOUR mama….. but I don’t even know the man.
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Your mama so dumb…..
Your mama so dumb she try’s to put m&ms in alphabetical order. Your dad”s so fat he has to use a vcr as a beeper. Your mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Your daddy so ugly when he looked out the car window he got pulled over for mooning.
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Yo mama so black
Yo mama so black she polish her shoes with her bare hands. Yo mama so black when she put lotion on she look like patent leather. Yo mama so black she spits oil. Yo mama so black she poops charcoal. Yo mama so black she looks like a klondike bar. Yo mama so black she was mixed when she was born, her dad black, her mama black as hell. Yo mama so black her nose looks like two tires yo…
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Yo mama and daddy
Yo mama is knocked kneed and yo daddy is bowlegged. When they walk down the street it look like they’re trying to spell O.K.
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Jo Mama!
Here’s a good jo mama joke. Say that if you played a game with a friend and you won and the friend said, “You just got lucky.” Then you just say, “Yeah, lucky with jo mama!”
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yo mama
Your mamas so poor she couldn’t afford to pay attention. Your mamas so short she couldn’t reach a conclusion Your mamas so short she jumped off of the curb and killed herself.
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Your Mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to use diet soap to lose weight. Yo mama so black that if she wore a silver coat she’ll look like a Hersey’s kiss. Yo mama’s cooking is so bad that the homeless give it back. Yo mama so old that Jesus personally autographed her Bible. Yo mama so dumb that she drowned in a carpool.
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