Yo mama at Sea World
Yo mama so damn fat, when she went to Sea World, they paid her!
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Yo mama so damn fat, when she went to Sea World, they paid her!
your mama so old, she blows powdered milk out her titties. your mama breath so bad, every time she breathes her teeth duck. your mama so funky she had to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee-jumping.
Your mama is so stupid when I asked for a color t.v she asked what color.
yo mama hair so nappy when she combs it sounds like a pack of fire crackers goin POP! POP! POP! yo mama hair so nappy it look’s a Brillo pad. yo mama hair so nappy when she gets hair cuts the naps just start bobbin’ and weavin’. yo mama hair so nappy when she puts on a hat the hat screams.
yo mama so fat when she stepped in the road I tried to swerve around her and I ran out of gas!
Yo mama so stupid she put a ruler by her bed to see how long she slept.
Your mama so stupid she had a peephole put in a glass door.
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says, “To be continued” Yo mama is sooo fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo Mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says, “One at a time please”
Yo mama so stupid so thought that Old English 101 was a class. Yo Mama so poor that they only get two channels: Off and On. Yo Mama’s house is so small her Welcome mat only says “WEL.”