Yo Mama at the buffet
Yo mama so fat when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama is so black, when I look at her I think I’m asleep.
Your mama is so fat when she bends over it is always a very full moon.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal boal comes with a lifeguard. Yo mama so fat, her picture takes two frames. Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years! Yo mama so fat, whether she lays down or stands up her height is the same! Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass she needs volunteers! Yo mama so fat, if ya yell “KOOL AID” she comes crashing through the…
Your mama is so poor, for Christmas, she bought you a tape of children playing with toys. Your mama is so black when she steps out the car, the oil light goes on. Your mama’s like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw. Your mama’s like Walmart, buy one get one free.
1) Yo mama is so stupid she looks behind her before hitting the backspace key. 2) Yo mama so stupid she put on a bathing suit before surfing the web. 3) Yo mama so ugly the glare screen protects the computer from her.
Yo mama is so fat….. When she jumped out of my birthday cake I wanted my money back. Yo mama wear so much make up last time we went to the circus they let her in free cause they thought she was part of the clown act. Yo mama is so fat she buys lingerie at Sea World