Mama Jokes - page 6

Your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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yo mama is so hairy when you were born, you got rug burn

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Yo Mama so fat, she plays basketball like this: Through the Big Dipper — nothing but net. Yo Mama so hairy, when you were born you popped out with CARPET-BURNS. Yo Mama so old, when God said let there be light, she threw the firecracker.

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Ya mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

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Your mama?s so nasty that when she goes to a hair salon, she says she needs a trim and opens up her shirt! Your mama’s so nasty she slows down Speed-Stick!! Your mama?s nose so big she makes Pinnochio look like a cat! Your mama?s so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Your mama?s so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! Your mama?s so fat she has been declared a natural habitat…

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Yo mama so dumb I told her to look around for a thesaurus and she say I thought dinosaurs were extinct.

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Yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v. to watch the couch. Yo mama breath stank so bad when she exhales her teeth duck. Yo mama so ugly she make onions cry.

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Yo family is so poor, i was at your house and i had to use the bathroom, and your mama said “third bucket on the left.” Yo family is so poor, i stepped on a cigarette in the floor, and your mama said “who turned down the heat?” Yo family is so poor, i was riding on a skateboard i found in your front yard, and your mama came out and said, “get off the family car!” Yo mama is…

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