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Your Mama

Yo mama is so fat that she has to use diet soap to lose weight. Yo mama so black that if she wore a silver coat she’ll look like a Hersey’s kiss. Yo mama’s cooking is so bad that the homeless give it back. Yo mama so old that Jesus personally autographed her Bible. Yo mama so dumb that she drowned in a carpool.

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Whole Lotta Yo Mama

SO BIG Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling…

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three Mama Jokes

1. Your mama is like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. 2. Your mama is so stupid, she peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies. 3. Your mama so stupid she thought 2pac Shakur was Jewish

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5 yo ugly mama jokes

Yo mama’s so ugly she is Pentagon’s secret weapon. Yo mama is so ugly her photograph was Dr.Kevorkian’s favourite tool. Yo mama is so ugly CIA uses her picture to make Russian spies speak. Yo mama is so ugly that when Fox Mulder saw her he said “I knew they were here!” Yo mama is so ugly that plan B in “Armageddon” was to make the asteroid turn by launching her picture into the orbit.

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Yo Mamma

Yo mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mamma so small she hanglides on a dorito. Yo mamma’s like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn. Yo mamma’s like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter. Yo mamma’s like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and a two-year old could turn her on.

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