Yo mama so fat
Yo mama is so fat that when she entered Taco Bell, everybody ran for the border.
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Mam Jokes - page 12
Yo Mama
1. Yo Mama is soo fat, she stepped on a dollar bill and made change. 2. Yo Mama is soo stupid, she thought she needed an x-ray when she broke wind. 3. Yo Mama is soo ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her with a lawsuit. 4. Yo Mama is soo fat, if she fell she would rock herself to sleep trying to get up.
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In response to yesterday’s mama fest
Hey….I’d talk about YOUR mama….. but I don’t even know the man.
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Your mama so dumb…..
Your mama so dumb she try’s to put m&ms in alphabetical order. Your dad”s so fat he has to use a vcr as a beeper. Your mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Your daddy so ugly when he looked out the car window he got pulled over for mooning.
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Yo mama so black
Yo mama so black she polish her shoes with her bare hands. Yo mama so black when she put lotion on she look like patent leather. Yo mama so black she spits oil. Yo mama so black she poops charcoal. Yo mama so black she looks like a klondike bar. Yo mama so black she was mixed when she was born, her dad black, her mama black as hell. Yo mama so black her nose looks like two tires yo…
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yo mamma so fat
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
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Yo mama and daddy
Yo mama is knocked kneed and yo daddy is bowlegged. When they walk down the street it look like they’re trying to spell O.K.
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Yo mamma — THE LIST
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…
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Jo Mama!
Here’s a good jo mama joke. Say that if you played a game with a friend and you won and the friend said, “You just got lucky.” Then you just say, “Yeah, lucky with jo mama!”
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yo mama
Your mamas so poor she couldn’t afford to pay attention. Your mamas so short she couldn’t reach a conclusion Your mamas so short she jumped off of the curb and killed herself.
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