Mam Jokes - page 15

your mama’s so fat it took her 2 dump trucks to haul ass

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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a Nintendo 64 and made a Gameboy.

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Yo mama so old she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.

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Your mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meeter and waited for a gumball to come out. Your mama is so fat that when you’re in your house you’ve never seen the light of day.

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Your mama is so fat that she’s got other fat women orbiting around her.

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Your mama is so bald head she got to smile to put her hair in a ponytail.

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Yo mama so ugly they put her face in the dough to make gorilla cookies.

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1) your mama is soo ugly she made Freddy Kruger have nightmares. 2) your mama is so poor , she stole free chesse 3) your mama is soooo fat she sat on a cruve and made a driveway 4)your mama is soooo old , she left her purse in Noah’s ark 4)your mamas soo stupid, she returned a dounut because it had a hole in it 5) your mamas sooo fat , she went to class and sat next to…

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