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Yo mama

Your mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed. Your mama so old I told her to act her age and she died. Your mama so short she hang-glides on doritos. Your mama so ugly her nickname is Damn! Your mama like a bowling ball. she gets fingered, thrown, and comes back for more. Your mama so fat she fell out a chair and went straight to hell. Your mama so short she fights with Mrs.…

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Yo Mama

Yo mama so blind she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama so fat instead of God saying let there be light he said, “Get your fat ass out of the way.” Yo mama so dumb she took the pepsi challange and chose jif. Yo mama so big you can go bowling with her boogers. Yo mama so fat her buttcheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. Yo mama so fuckin ugly when she was a…

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Mama sets it Straight

“Eat your dinner Moisha,” said his mother. “I’m not hungry Mama,” he replied. “But I made your favorite chicken soup,” said his mother. “It’s no use Mama,” said Moisha. “I’m too worried to eat.” “What are you so worried about?” enquired his mother. “Well,” Moisha replied. “I gave Mr. Cohen a cheque for $500 and I don’t have any money in the bank.” His mother nodded her head, picked up the phone and dialed. “Mr Cohen,” she cood. “That cheque…

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Yo Mama Hairy Ho

Yo mama got so much hair under her arm, when I saw her at the welfare office, I thought she was carrying a dog. Yo mama such a ho I was almost yo daddy, but the line was too long.

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