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YO MAMA SO FAT

Yo mama so fat they had to grease the door frame and hold a twinke on the other side just to get her through. or Your mama is so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard.

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Your Mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. Your Mama is so black that she could swim through tar and leave a streak. Your Mama is so dumb that we rode past the YMCA and she said “Look, somebody spelled MACY’S wrong.” Your Mama so dumb that I taught her the running man and haven’t seen her since. Your Mama so old that she knew Captain Crunch since he was a private.

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your mamma so fat every time she turns around it is her birthday. your mamma so fat she has more chins than china town. your mamma is so fat she has her own zip code. your mamma is so fat that when she goes to get her shoes shined she has to take their word. your mammas so fat that when she goes to the beach she is the only one who gets a tan.

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