Blond Jokes - page 13

A Blonde, a Redhead, and a Brunette went into a bar. The Redhead asked the bartender for an “M.L.” The bartender said, “I’m sorry, I don’t know an M.L. is.” The Redhead said, “Duh, a ‘Miller light’!” The Brunette asked for a “C.L.” Once again, the bartender said, “I’m sorry, I don’t know what a C.L. is.” The Brunette said, “Duh, a ‘Coors light’.” The Blonde asked for a “15”. The bartender said, “A 15?” The Blonde said “Duh, a…

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A blonde says to another: Do you smoke after getting fucked? The other says: Oh, I don`t no. I’ve never looked!!

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This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?”…

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There was this blonde and she was going to New York. When she got on the plane she went up to first class and sat down. When the flight attendant asked to see her ticket she realized that she didn’t belong in first class, so she asked the blonde if she could move back to coach and the blond said …”I am blond, I am sexy, and I am going to New York so I am not moving.” The flight…

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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde & a boxer? A: A boxer stands up to get knocked down, and a blonde lies down to get knocked up!

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She was sooooooooooooooo blonde, She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought “Meow Mix” was a CD for cats. She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Under “education” on her job application,…

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Inventions by Blondes =–= — The water-proof towel — Glow in the dark sunglasses — Solar powered flashlights — Submarine screen doors — A book on how to read — Inflatable dart boards — A dictionary index — Mechanical Pencil sharpeners — Powdered water — Pedal-powered wheel chairs — Waterproof tea bags — Watermelon seed sorter — Zero proof alcohol — Reuseable ice cubes — See-through toilet tissue — Skinless bananas — Do-it-yourself road map — Turnip ice cream —…

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if a blonde and a burnette jump off a bridge who hits the water first? Answer:the burnette the blonde gets lost!

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Q. Why are blondes’ coffins triangles? A. Because everytime their head hits a pillow, their legs spread.

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Q: Why do blondes talk to themselves while they are on the toilet? A: So they’ll know which lips to wipe when they’re done!!!

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