Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
In my hometown, we have a young doctor whose real name is Dale Pepper. It always gets a laugh when the hospital summons “Dr. Pepper.” His favorite comeback to those who try to tease him is, “I’m Dr. Pepper, and I call my dad, ‘Pop.’”
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A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down. This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells, “You need more tail!” The father turns to his son and says, “Son, I’ll never understand your mother. I told her yesterday I needed more tail and she told me to go fly…
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I took my 4-year-old son, Josh, out to McDonald’s for dinner one evening for a “guy night.” As we were eating our hamburgers, Josh asked, “Daddy, what are these little things on the hamburger buns?” I responded that they were tiny seeds and were okay to eat. He was quiet for a couple of minutes, and I could tell he was in deep thought. Finally, Josh looked up and said, “Dad, if we go home and plant these seeds in…
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have any guts.
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A friend of mine works in a camera store. The other day a very confused-looking woman approached the counter and handed my friend a camera. She said, “I took pictures, but I forgot to put film in the camera. Can you please get them out of the camera for me?”
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Q: What is the last thing Clinton says to an intern when he finishes an interview? A: Careful, don’t bump your head on the desk!
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There were 3 babies in a lady’s stomach. One day, they were talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up. The first baby said, “I want to be an plumber when I grow up.” The other two asked why. He said, “Someone has to fix all the leaky pipes in here.” The second baby said, “I want to be an electrician.” The other two started laughing, and asked why. He said, “It’s kinda dark in here. Someone…
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What did the woman do when her husband told her that he was gay? She bent over and took it like a man.
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Yo mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mamma so small she hanglides on a dorito. Yo mamma’s like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn. Yo mamma’s like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter. Yo mamma’s like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and a two-year old could turn her on.
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Question: Why can’t the Greeks ever win the World Cup Football (Soccer)? Answer: Because every time you give them a corner, they build a fish and chip shop.
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