Sliced pepperoni?
One day a gay guy walks into a deli and asks for five pounds of pepperoni. The deli clerk asked, “How thin would you like that sliced?” The gay guy replied, “What do you think my ass is, a slot machine?”
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Einstein Makes Conversation
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “241.” “That is wonderful!” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!” Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks her, “What is your IQ?” to which the lady answers, “144.” “That is great!” responds Albert. “We can discuss…
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Sheep head??!!
A woman walks into a butchers shop and asks’have you got a sheeps head?’ The butcher then replies ‘no, it is just the way that I part my hair’.
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Grandpa?
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, for she was my father’s wife. To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy. I soon became…
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Baldness
Q. Did you hear about the 2 bald men that put their heads together? A. They made an ass of themselves!
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monica & a coke machine
What is the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a coke machine? They both have a slot that says, “Insert Bill Here”.
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Restroom graffiti
Hand written on restroom wall above the urinal: “Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!”
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Not able to grasp…..
Jon’s working at the lumbermill, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room. The doctor says, “Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I can do.” Jon says, “I haven’t got the fingers.” The doctor says, “What do you mean, you haven’t got the fingers? It’s 1998. We’ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on…
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Golden Years
The Golden Years are here at last. I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw, My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, No sense of smell, I look like hell, The Golden Years have come at last, The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
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Dirty knock-knock jokes
Dirty knock knock jokes Knock Knock Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito bit me! Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ ! Knock Knock Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton my French! Knock Knock Who’s there? “Fuck you said” “Fuck you said who?” “Me!” Knock Knock Who’s there? Andy. Andy who? And he bit me again! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda Smellmop. Wanda Smellmop who? No, thanks, I’m not into scat. Knock…
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