Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. He was somewhat annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick, and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. “Here’s a copy of the service,” he said impatiently. “But you’ll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances.”…
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A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent…
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Names to Use in Prank Calls: Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster Hyman Anita Moore (Roger’s Mom) Dick Peede Mike Hunt Mai Dixie Wrecked Jon Doe’s brother Dil
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EuroEnglish The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, ‘s’ will be used instead of the soft ‘c’. Sertainly, sivil servants…
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Q: What happened when the blue ship sankin the Red Sea? A: The sailors were marooned. Q: What do you call something that’s long, hard, and full of seamen? A: A Submarine Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs
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Joe: Why don’t you play golf with Bob anymore? Mike: Would you play with someone who curses after each shot, cheats in the bunkers and enters false scores on his card? Joe: No, of course not! Mike: Neither will Bob.
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A pig farmer had about 9 sows he needed to get bred. He called around the area to only find out the only available breeder was two counties over. So he loaded up the pigs in a truck and headed out. When he got to the breeder, as he was unloading the pigs, the man ask what it would cost. The man replied, “It’ll be $100.00 a sow”. The man says, “That’s outrageous, I don’t have that kind of money”.…
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Your so ulgy that when you were born your mom ask the doctor, “What is it docter?” and the docter said, “I dont know but if it moves I’ll shoot.”
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What did the cannibal say when he came upon a sleeping missionary? “Aaaah! Breakfast in bed!”
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Little Billy and Johnnie were arguing in school about who had the toughest Dad. Billy said his Dad was the toughest, but Johnnie said his Dad was tougher, cause he could eat light bulbs. Billy said, “How do you know your Dad eats light bulbs?” Johnnie said, “‘Cause I had to use the bathroom one night, and as I passed my mom and dad’s room, I heard Dad tell Mom…”CUT THE LIGHT OUT AND I WILL EAT IT…”
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