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Saving Money

Abe’s son arrived home from school puffing and panting, sweat rolling down his face. “Dad, you’ll be so proud of me,” he said, “I saved a dollar by running behind the bus all the way home!” “Oy Vey!” said Abe, “You could have run behind a taxi and saved $20.00!”

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Overload

Overload A state cop was following a pickup truck down the road, when the guy in the truck suddenly stopped, got out, and banged all around on his canopy with a stick. He then got back in and went on down the road. In a little while he stopped again, got out, and banged all around on his canopy. This happened a number of times, and finally the cop caught up with the pickup and stopped him. The Officer asked…

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Perot on Quayle

Billionaire H. Ross Perot once commented on the “intelligence level” of Vice President Dan Quayle: “If you removed his brain from his head and tried to balance it on the edge of a razor blade, it would be equivalent to rolling a BB down the middle of an eight-lane divided highway.”

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Balkan Mix-up

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, the manager described the job applicant to her boss as rather monosyllabic. Her boss said, “Really? Where is Monosyllabia?” Thinking that her boss was just kidding, the manager played along and said, “It is just south of Elbonia.” His face lighting up, her boss said, “Oh, you mean over by Croatia.”

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B.P.

A man walks into a B.P service station and says to the clerk, “Can a B.P!” The clerk looks at him and says, “I dunno but a fish can fart – I know because I’ve seen bubbles come up to the warter!”

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