Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
The day before John was to get married he confided in his father that he was scared and asked him his advice as to what he should do. John’s father said, “Son, you must follow your heart as to what’s right but I will tell you this story of the last time I was scared.” John’s father continued: “The year was 1969, I was a paratrouper in the 101st airborn. We were instructed to jump from ten thousand feet into…
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Question: How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Answer: With Dental Floss
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Q. How can Michael Jackson’s son tell when it is bedtime? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked “What do you have under the newspaper, mister?” “A bird,” the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what happened,…
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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that my dear?” she asked. The little boy replied, “I heard Daddy tell mommy that he would climb the fucking walls if you came to visit us again.”
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A professor was walking along a very narrow lane when he came face to face with a rival professor. The lane was too narrow for both of them to pass at the same time. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily: “I never make way for fools!” Smiling, the professor stepped aside and said, “I always do.”
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A businesswoman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. “Hi, Honey,” he says. “Want a little company?” “Why?” asks the woman. “Do you have one to sell?”
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There were two Irish women walking down the main street of Belfast when one said to the other, “Don’t you think all those soldiers look stupid wearing camouflage uniforms in the middle of a city?” The other woman replied, “What soldiers?”
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Manager, interviewing a job applicant: “For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage.” Job Applicant: “Well Sir, the work is so much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing!”
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Q.) How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? A.) None, they all just sit in the dark and bitch.
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