Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.” The apprentice did just as he was told. Now HE’s the village blacksmith!
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Three coaches flew to the NCAA Convention. The plane crashed, and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. Then he wanted to know three things: “Who are you? What did you do? What did people think of you?” The first coach said, “I’m Denny Crum. I was the second-best coach in the nation. I won two national championships and over 20…
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Your mamma is so fat she wore a yellow dress to the bus station, bent over and everybody got in.
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A man and women get into their hotel room in which they will stay for their honey moon. The man looks at his wife, drops his pants, and throws his boxers at her. Man – “Put those on!” Woman – “I can’t wear these!” Man – “That’s right…and don’t you forget!” The woman slips off her silk panties and throws them at her husband. Woman – “Put on those!” Man holds up the skimpy little panties…and says Man – “I…
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The Blonde Inventions 1. Screen doors on a submarine. 2. Solar powered flashlight. 3. Air conditioning on a motorcycle 4. Water Powered Blow dryer.
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There is a lady and a duck in a bar and a man walks over to them and says, “Nice pig”. So the lady replies, “That’s a duck!” and the man says, “Yeah, I was talking to the duck!!!”
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Around the time the Clinton impeachment hearings were under way, I was taking a political science class at a community college. One of our assignments was to prepare a speech on anything related to the presidency. I’ll never forget when a Japanese student went to the front of the class to deliver his speech: “My speech today is on the Presidential erection process.” The whole class was cracking up throughout the whole speech because of phrases like “the president’s wife…
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yo’mama is so nasty, she got fired from her job at the sperm bank … for drinking on the job.
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The stunning blonde coed was stunned herself when her biology professor asked her, “What part of the human anatomy enlarges to about ten times its normal size during periods of emotion or excitement?” ” I… I refuse to answer that question!” she stammered as she shyly avoided looking at her classmates sitting nearby. One of them was called upon next, and he correctly answered, “The pupil of the eye.” “Miss Rogers,” Said the professor, “Your refusal to answer my question…
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