Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An elementary school teacher, well versed in educational jargon, asked for a small allotment of money for purchasing “behavior modification reinforcers.” Her superior saw the item and asked, “What on earth is that?” “Lollipops,” the teacher explained.
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Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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When my economics professor had an alarm installed in his house, he insisted they leave him warning stickers for every window. Ever the thinker, he recouped half the cost of the alarm system by selling the stickers.
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Two Polish guys are discussing one of the guy’s upcoming wedding . . . “I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not,” he said. His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one of your balls red and the other blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, ‘Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen!’ you hit…
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One evening a guy broke into a house and began to burglarize it. He started to unhook the t.v when he heard “Jesus is watching you.” He looked around and no one was there. He started to unhook the stero and again heard “Jesus is watching you.” When he turned the corner he saw a parrot. He asked, “Are you the one saying Jesus is watching you?” The parrot answered “yes.” Then he asked the parrot what his name was,…
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What is the difference between a man and a dog? I see you can’t think of anything either.
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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his…
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A preacher was speaking to his congregation one Sunday. He was commenting that members of his congregation were patting him on the back and saying how good he was. He told them that he has to be good, he gets PAID for being good. Then he pointed to his audience and said, “But you all are good for nothing.”
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There are 3 Kindergarten girls: A blonde, a redhead and a brunette. Which has the biggest breasts? The blonde. She is the one who is 21 years old.
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Farmer Dan buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for bacon, ham, etc… After a few weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and he calls the vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn’t have the slightest clue as to what this means, but not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs became pregnant. The vet…
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