Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A research scientist was assigned to do a test to determine the influences of body shapes in distance jumping. So, the scientist decided to use a frog for this research. He positioned the frog on a surface that was marked off in feet and inches. He said :”Jump frog jump” and the frog jumped 7 ft. The scientist recorded this observation: Conclusion: Frog with 4 legs , jumps 7 feet. Then he cut off 1 leg and said “Jump, frog…
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There is a new KFC product in New York! It is called a bucket of Hillary. You get two small breasts, two large thighs and a whole bunch of left wings.
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1.At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you’ll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it. 2.Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table. 3.Wipe your nose on your date’s sleeve. Twice. 4.Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions. 5.Repeat every third third word you say say. 6.Give your claim to fame…
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This is an imaginary situation, but it may be interesting deciding what you would do. The situation: You are in the Midwest, and there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised, and infrastructure destroyed. Let’s say you’re a photographer out getting still photos for a news service, traveling alone, looking for particularly poignant scenes. If you were to stumble across Bill Clinton struggling to keep from being swept away in a raging river…
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At the card shop, a woman was spending a long time looking at the cards and shaking her head each time, muttering, “No.” A clerk finally came over and asked, “And how may I help you?” “I just don’t know,” said the woman. “Do you have any ‘Sorry I laughed at your dick’ cards?”
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Pilots flying heavy iron are sometimes known for their lighthearted jibes at pilots of smaller aircraft. One day at Toronto’s Pearson International Airport, an A-340 was in line for departure behind a Fokker F-28, an aircraft that has a tail that splits to act as a large speedbrake. The Airbus captain was heard on the radio, making some comment about the “cute little plane” in front of him and boasting about the brand new jumbo he was flying. In response,…
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(Sung to the tune of the hokey pokey) You send the inspectors in! We kick the inspectors out! You send the inspectors back, but we’ve moved the bombs about. You say that Saddam’s got ’em, but it only raises his gout! That’s what it’s all about!
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A little boy was dressed up for Halloween as a pirate. When he knocked on the door, a man came holding candy. The little boy said with a lisp, “I’m a piwate, can you tell, can you tell?” The man said, “Yes, but where are your buccaneers?” The boy replied, “They’re on my buckin’ head, open your buckin’ eyes!”
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One day a rabbit hops into a bar and says, “Hey bartender, Got any…carrots?” So in response to the rabbit, the bartender says, “No!” and then rabbit leaves. The next day the same rabbit comes in and says, “Hey bartender, got any… carrots?” and then the bartender says, “Listen, rabbit, if you come in here and ask for carrots again, I’m going to nail your ears to the wall!!!” So after that the rabbit leaves the bar. The very next…
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Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? As if bills aren’t distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels . . . I write, “Could you throw this away for me? Thank you.” — Andy Rooney
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