Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and momma went…
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Pierre and Thibadox were workin on the roof. It got dark and the ladder fell down. Pierre asked Thibadox how they were gonna get down. Thibadox said, “I am gonna take this flashlight and shine it to the ground and you slide down the beam.” Pierre said, “No, you’re gonna turn it off when I get halfway down.”
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Little Billy is a neighor of Ms. Jones & concerned about her dog getting out — Little Billy runs up to Ms. Jone’s door, “Ms. Jones, Ms. Jones, your dog is out!” Ms. Jones replies, “That’s o.k. Billy, I let him out. He is eating grass ’cause he has gas.” Well…the next day Billy sees Ms. Jones dog is out, Billy runs to her door, “Ms. Jones, Ms. Jones your dog is out!” “I know Billy, he has gas &…
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A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie’s house, and Grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…couldn’t find his way home. “Oh, Morris!” said Grandma, “you’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?” Leaning close to Grandma so that the policeman couldn’t overhear, Morris whispered, “I wasn’t lost….I was just too tired to walk home.”
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Why did the Cyclops close down his school? Answer: Because he only had one pupil!
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The principal of a middle school had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints. Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the…
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Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. “Henry,” she said, “I’ve just received a letter from mother saying she isn’t accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn’t you?” “Er, yes, I did,” said the husband. “But I,…
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A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk. “Well . . . they feel a bit tight,” replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth, he says.
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Somebody Translate this one!!! I’ve just gotta know! (comedy.com management) temel ispanya’da bir lokantaya gitmis:bana g?n?n en ozel yemegini getirin demis.garson getirmis. temel: “ben bunu cok begendim da bu ne etidir?”demis. garson: “boga guresinde yenilen bogan?n etidir.”demis temel bi hafta sonra yine gitmis ama bu sefer begenmemis: “ha gecenki daha guzeldi bunun tadi niye farkli?” garson: “her zaman yenilen boga olmuyor.”demis…..ehuehuehueueu
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I just wish I could’ve gotten a reciept with my marriage certificate …then I could’ve taken her back like a pair of pants. Yeah she’s the right style but just a little loose in the crotch area..
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