Mam Jokes - page 5

Yo Mama

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yo mamma is so slutty she could suck-start a Harley

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Yo Mama

your mama so old, she blows powdered milk out her titties. your mama breath so bad, every time she breathes her teeth duck. your mama so funky she had to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee-jumping.

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Yo Mama

Your Mama is so stupid…

Your mama is so stupid when I asked for a color t.v she asked what color.

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Religious, Yo Mama

yo mama so nappy

yo mama hair so nappy when she combs it sounds like a pack of fire crackers goin POP! POP! POP! yo mama hair so nappy it look’s a Brillo pad. yo mama hair so nappy when she gets hair cuts the naps just start bobbin’ and weavin’. yo mama hair so nappy when she puts on a hat the hat screams.

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Yo Mama

yo mama so fat

yo mama so fat when she stepped in the road I tried to swerve around her and I ran out of gas!

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Yo Mama

Yo Mama so stupid

Yo mama so stupid she put a ruler by her bed to see how long she slept.

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Yo Mama

Yo mamma so fat

Yo mamma so fat she fills the bath tub, then puts in the water. Yo mamma so fat she has a hula hoop for a belly button ring. Yo mamma so fat her belly gets home fifteen minutes before she does.

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