Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Your mama is so poor, for Christmas, she bought you a tape of children playing with toys. Your mama is so black when she steps out the car, the oil light goes on. Your mama’s like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw. Your mama’s like Walmart, buy one get one free.
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1) Yo mama is so stupid she looks behind her before hitting the backspace key. 2) Yo mama so stupid she put on a bathing suit before surfing the web. 3) Yo mama so ugly the glare screen protects the computer from her.
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Yo mama is so fat….. When she jumped out of my birthday cake I wanted my money back. Yo mama wear so much make up last time we went to the circus they let her in free cause they thought she was part of the clown act. Yo mama is so fat she buys lingerie at Sea World
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Yo mamma’s like a stop sign. On every other corner. Yo mamma’s like a hardware store 10 cents a screw. Yo mamma’s like a doorknob everyone gets a turn. Yo mamma’s like a lightbulb anyone can turn her on. Yo mamma’s like a remote everyone pushes her buttons.
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Your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!
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Yo Mama so fat, she plays basketball like this: Through the Big Dipper — nothing but net. Yo Mama so hairy, when you were born you popped out with CARPET-BURNS. Yo Mama so old, when God said let there be light, she threw the firecracker.
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YO MAMMA SO FAT, WE GO SWIMMING IN HER BELLY-BUTTON, EVERY SUMMER.
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Your mamma is so fat she wore a yellow dress to the bus station, bent over and everybody got in.
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