Mam Jokes - page 4

Your mama is so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub

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Your mama is so nasty, she has to put ice cubes down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

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1)Yo mama’s lips are so big, Chapstick had to make an aerosol. 2)Yo mama is sooo fat, her high school Sr picture was taken from a blimp. 3)Yo mama is soo fat, she got more chins than China town. 4)Yo mama’s so fat, you can’t even see her legs……it just looks like she is glidin across the floor. 5)Yo mama’s soooo fat, when she goes to check the mail….it measures on the rector scale. 6)Yo mama ain’t got any back,…

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Yo mama is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scale, the scale said “To be continued..”.

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Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump paid her tuition at a weight-loss clinic then had to go on welfare

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your mama’s buttcheeks are so big Moses coudn’t even part them.

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Your mama is so dumb … after purchasing a donut, she discovered it had a hole and took it back to the store.

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Yo mamma so stupid, that she got locked in Food Mart and thought she was going to starve to death!

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Yo mama so damn fat, when she went to Sea World, they paid her!

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