3 Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says, “To be continued” Yo mama is sooo fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo Mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says, “One at a time please”
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says, “To be continued” Yo mama is sooo fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo Mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says, “One at a time please”
Yo mama so stupid so thought that Old English 101 was a class. Yo Mama so poor that they only get two channels: Off and On. Yo Mama’s house is so small her Welcome mat only says “WEL.”
Yo mama so fat when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama is so black, when I look at her I think I’m asleep.
Your mama is so fat when she bends over it is always a very full moon.
Yo mamma’s mouth is so big that she talks in surround sound
Yo mama so fat, her cereal boal comes with a lifeguard. Yo mama so fat, her picture takes two frames. Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years! Yo mama so fat, whether she lays down or stands up her height is the same! Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass she needs volunteers! Yo mama so fat, if ya yell “KOOL AID” she comes crashing through the…