Blondes Jokes - page 5

A blonde is on her way to the mall. As she drives past a field of potatoes, she sees a blonde in a boat rowing in the field. Seeing this, she stops suddenly, jumps out of her car and screams to the blonde in the field, “You know it’s blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim I’d come over and throttle you!”

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What do blondes and roads have in common? They both have manholes!

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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More “HEAD” room.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. They turn the corner and walk into a building.You think one of them whould have seen it…….

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What do blondes and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Take away the breasts and the legs, and all you have left is a dirty box.

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This blonde decided that she was sick and tired of all the “Blondes are dumb” jokes, so she decided she would prove “NOT all blondes are dumb”. She thought and thought on what she could do. Finally, she came up with an idea. She would memorize every state capital. She spent weeks memorizing them. When she learned them all, she was so proud! She told her boyfriend what she had been studying! She told him, “Ask me, ask me, ANY…

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What do blondes and butter have in common? They both spread easily!

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What do blondes & spaghetti have in common? They both squirm when you try & eat ’em!!

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