Blondes Jokes - page 14

1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. 4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. 5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. 6. Q: How does a blonde part their…

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What do you call two outrageously beautiful BLONDES in the front seat? Dual airbags!

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Three blondes go to a bar. There is one barstool left, and no tables. They all want to sit together, but again, there is only one barstool. Question: How can they all still sit together? Blonde Answer: Turn the barstool upside down, and sit on the stool legs.

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Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde in great detail. The robbery begins. The first blonde drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other blonde, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you…

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