Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
There were three blondes walking along the beach. While they were walking, they find a geenie. The geenie says that they can each have one wish. The first blonde wishes to be a thousand times smarter, so her hair turns light brown and she becomes a brain surgeon. the secound one wishes to be a million times smarter and her hair gets a really dark brown and she finds a cure for cancer. The third blonde wishes to be a…
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Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
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Blondes, having endured years of abuse, have finally responded. Here’s what they have to say about redheads and brunettes! ********* REDHEADS ********* How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something How do you get a redhead’s mood to change? Wait 10 seconds If you love a Redhead, set her free … if she follows you everywhere you go, she pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.…
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Q: Why do dumb blondes like cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room
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A blonde says to another: Do you smoke after getting fucked? The other says: Oh, I don`t no. I’ve never looked!!
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if a blonde and a burnette jump off a bridge who hits the water first? Answer:the burnette the blonde gets lost!
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Q. Why are blondes’ coffins triangles? A. Because everytime their head hits a pillow, their legs spread.
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There were three blondes on a building and each one of them was going to commit suicide because they couldn’t take anymore blonde jokes. The first blonde jumps and it takes 3 months to scrape her off of the side walk. The second blonde jumps and it takes 6 months to scrape all of her off the road. Finally the 3rd blonde jumps and lands on a seatless bycicle, and it takes 5 years to get the smile off of…
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There were 11 people out on a hiking trip through the woods. Ten were blondes and one was a brunette. As they were crossing a rope bridge across a deep ravine, the rope bridge suddenly snapped leaving all 11 people hanging onto a rope for dear life. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette…
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Q: What do a blonde and a moped have in common? A: They’re both fun to ride until your friends see you with them.
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