Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Once there was a blonde with a pack of matches, she took one match it didn’t light so she threw it away. She took a second match it didn’t light so she threw that away too. She took a third match, it lit, she blew it out and put it in her pocket and said, “This one is good I better keep it.”
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Why do brunettes keep their hair color dark? It matches their moustache Why do brunettes always watch their figure? ‘Cause no one else does
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Two blondes go to a horse auction and buy the two finest there. So when they get them home they say, “How are we gonna tell them apart?” The other one said “We’ll put a notch in one of their ears.” So the next day they come back and both horses have a notch in their ears in the same place. So now they put a ribbon on one horse’s tail. So the next day they came back and the…
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3 blondes found a bottle and rubbed it.Out popped a genie & said he would grant each of them a wish. The first blonde says, “I want to be smart.” So the genie turned her into a brunette. The second blonde says, “I want to be smarter than her.” So he turns her into a redhead. The third blonde looks confused and says, “But I want to be even dumber than I already am.” So the genie turns her into…
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What do blondes and turtles have in common? Once they are on their backs they are fucked!!
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Why are blondes 2% smarter than horses? So they won’t take a dump during the parade!
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Q:When Does A Blonde Have A Iq Of 2. A:When She’s Pregnant.
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Q. Why don’t blondes say anything while they are getting fucked? A. They were always told not to talk to strangers
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What did the blonde say when she walked into the bar? “Ouch!” Two blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have ducked.
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Q: What do you call 24 blondes upside down in a cardboard box? A: A case of slits
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