Blond Jokes - page 22

This blonde decided that she was sick and tired of all the “Blondes are dumb” jokes, so she decided she would prove “NOT all blondes are dumb”. She thought and thought on what she could do. Finally, she came up with an idea. She would memorize every state capital. She spent weeks memorizing them. When she learned them all, she was so proud! She told her boyfriend what she had been studying! She told him, “Ask me, ask me, ANY…

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Why was the blonde on the roof? Because someone said drinks were on the house.

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A blonde took a trip to Las Vegas and decided too crash for the night. The quickly drove over to a Motel 6 and got a room. But as she was taking her luggage to her room she stopped in front of a vending machine, staring at it greedily. She quickly dropped her stuff and reached into her pocket to pull out her coins. She put the coins in the slot and pressed the button. A coke fell out of…

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group and charter a double-decker bus to go to London. There are only two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the top section of the bus available when they board. They decide to take turns riding in the top and flip a coin to see who gets the first turn. The blonde wins the toss. A couple of hours later, it’s…

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Q: How do you confuse a Blonde? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. Q: How does she confuse you? A: She comes and tells you she’s found one.

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Another Blonde Invention is……. Permanent Chalk

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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in spring training. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong.”

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How do you know if a blonde is thinking? You can smell something burning.

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