Blond Jokes - page 19

Three blondes stranded on an island decide to go and have a contest to see who can swim the farthest. Well the first can only go 5 miles she got tired and slowly sank down, no more of her. The second blonde goes and got 18 miles and a shark came along and snagged her and took her under. The third blonde had sense and didn’t go. So then she goes to her purse and pulls out a cell phone…

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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. This blonde girl standing next him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. “What’s that?” she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. “Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply. “Oh,” said…

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Once there was this hot blonde who was walking down the street, and she ran into a drug dealer. “Hay, would ya like ta buy some crack?” said the drug dealer. “Well I dont know, you’re a pretty ugly prostitute to be sellin’ yer crack”, said the blonde.

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A blonde is on her way to the mall. As she drives past a field of potatoes, she sees a blonde in a boat rowing in the field. Seeing this, she stops suddenly, jumps out of her car and screams to the blonde in the field, “You know it’s blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim I’d come over and throttle you!”

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How come the blonde couldn’t screw in the lightbulb? She kept breaking it with the hammer!!! What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!!

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What do blondes and roads have in common? They both have manholes!

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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More “HEAD” room.

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Q: why do blondes like to work at TGIF? A: they like the shirts with TGIF so they remember that TITS GO IN FRONT.

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