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Tired Blonde

Once there were three girls on a deserted island. There was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. Acorrding to their calculations, they were only 20 miles away from mainland. The brunette said, “I can swim pretty far. I am going to try to get to the mainland”. So she gets in the water. She swims 5 miles and gets tired and drowns. The red head gets in the water and tries the same thing. 5 miles, 10 miles,…

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Quickie Blonde jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries. What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde’s ear? Data transfer Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs? She…

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the blonde

A blonde was on a plane that was going to France and she was in first class but had a ticket for coach, so a stewerdess tells her to move to coach but she doesnt. Then another stewerdess told her to move to coach. Again she said no. Then the pilot whispered in her ear and the blonde moved. The stewerdess asked how he had gotten her to move, and he said he told her that the front of the…

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a little blonde girl

A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy Mommy”, she yelled. ” We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to ten!” “Very good”, said the mother. “Is it because I’m blonde?” asked the girl. “Yes, it’s because your blonde.” The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy Mommy”, she yelled “We were saying the alphabet today,and all the other kids said up to D but…

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