How Do You Break a Blonde’s Nose?
…tape a dildo under a glass table…
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
…tape a dildo under a glass table…
What do the Burmuda Triangle and Blondes have in common? They both suck semen.
A young man wants to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it’s her husband. “Hi hon,” he says “how do you like your new phone?” She replies “I just love it! It’s so…
There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde…
There once was a blonde, brunette and a red head. They were all stranded on a deserted island. One day they were all walking along the beach when they came across a lamp. They decided to rub it hoping a genie would appear and grant them three wishes. So they rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared saying to them, “I shall grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, you can all have one wish each.”…
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they’d rather do it in the back seat of a car.
How many blonde jokes are there? None, they’re all true!
Q: Why can’t you tell blondes Knock Knock Jokes? A: Because they go answer the door!!
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell — she’s got a grenade in her mouth!
What did the blonde say when she looked in the box of Cheerios? “Look, donut seeds!”