Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE HAS BEEN IN YOUR OFFICE? THERE IS WHITE-OUT ALL OVER YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN _______ HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE HAS BEEN IN YOUR OFFICE AGAIN? THERE IS WRITING ON THE WHITE-OUT!!
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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, “I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there.” That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, “I’ve never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look.”…
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How do you confuse a Blonde in a circular room? Tell her to piss in the corner …
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A week after their marriage, these newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor. “I can’t figure it out Doctor, my testicles are turning purple!?.” The doctor examined him and confirmed the unusual condition. He asked the wife (a blonde, of course), “Are you using the diaphragm I prescribed?” “Yes.” she replied. “And what kind of jelly are you using?” the doctor then asked. “Grape.” she said.
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This blonde is at a vending machine, she puts in a dollar coin, pushes a button and out comes a Coke. She is somewhat amazed by this and she proceeds by inserting another coin, pushing a button and getting another Coke, this time she is extremely excited. She places the two Cokes down and continues to buy more and more and more until she had over 50 Cokes surrounding her. Two males walk by and witness this lady at the…
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a limo? A: Not everybody’s been in a limo.
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why are blonde jokes so short? so men can understand them!!!
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Q: Why did the blonde jump off a 10 storey building? A: She thought her pad had wings.
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One day a blonde was scratching her boyfriend’s car with a ruler. He came out and told her that rulers are used for measuring how long things are. Not for scratching cars. In the morning he went to wake her for breakfast and had noticed that the ruler was under the bed. He said to her, ” I thought I told you your’re suppose to use a ruler for measuring how long things are.” She replied, ” I know, I…
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that there was a wet t-shirt contest? A: She brought all her dirty laundry. Q: What did the blonde say when she heard that her friend had died? A: What color? Q: How do you make a blonde go deaf? A: Put a nail on the end of her pinky.
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