Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that there was a wet t-shirt contest? A: She brought all her dirty laundry. Q: What did the blonde say when she heard that her friend had died? A: What color? Q: How do you make a blonde go deaf? A: Put a nail on the end of her pinky.
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The other day I was on my way home from work when the most remarkable thing happened! Traffic was heavy as usual, and as I sat there at a red light, out of nowhere, a bird slammed into my windshield. If that wasn’t bad enough, the poor creature got its wing stuck under my windshield wiper. Just then the light turned green, and there I was with a deceased bird stuck on my windshield. Without any other apparent options, turning…
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Q.)What did Helen Keller’s parents do when she was bad? A.) They rearranged the furniture! Q.) What did Helen Keller’s parents do when she was really bad? A.) The stomped on her Braille books with golf shoes! Q.) What did Helen Keller’s parents do when she was really really bad? A.) They left the plunger in the toilet! Q.) Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive? A.) She was a woman!
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Three men (John, Bubba, and Mac) died and went to Hell. All three of them were in a very dark and scary room. Suddenly a loud voice boomed out “John, you have been very bad all of your life. For your punsihment, you must live with this woman for all eternity.” Then a 7 foot tall, skinny, ugly woman walked out and John was forced away with her. Bubba and Mac were shaking after seeing what happened and afraid of…
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This comic is driving hundreds of miles to a gig when his car goes out of control and flips over in a fiery crash. The comic gets thrown out across the highway where he is found by a doctor who happens along. As the doctor tries to help, he finds a business card with the agent’s number on it. The doctor calls the agent and says, “Yeah, I’ve got one of your comics here and he’s dying.” The agent says,…
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A private and the rest of the soldiers were putting on their uniforms for inspection by the general. The private and a friend of his got in file and waited their turn to be inspected. The private looks over and notices his friend’s nametag missing, but doesn’t say anything. Well as the general passes the private, his friend, and about two other people, the general abruptly halts, turns around and goes to the private’s friend and says: “Private, where is…
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A Sunday School teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right, children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his billfold with all his money, what would I be?” Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, “You’d be his wife!”
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There was this girl who had breasts on her back instead of the front. The guys all thought she looked funny but was fun to dance with.
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How do you know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia? If invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush.
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There once was a blonde that went into a library and ask one of the librarians, “Can I have a large fri and a large coke.” The librarian said, “Quiet! This is a library not McDonalds.” The blonde said, “Oh I’m sorry” and she said very quietly, “Can I have a large fri and a large coke.”
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