Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy…Where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2.The Pillsbury Dough Boy is way too happy…considering that he doesn’t have a dick!! 3.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the damn tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change it…
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There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later. At the seance, she called out, “John, John, this is Martha. Do…
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Mother: “Soooo… you want to become my son-in-law.” Suitor: “No, but I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter.”
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Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade…
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A man, visiting a small town located by a railway track, was amazed at the high birth rate there. “A train goes past the town at 4:30 a.m.,” a local barber explained. “What’s that got to do with it?” asked the man. “Well, at that time, it’s too early to get up, but too late to go back to sleep.”
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A woman goes into a discount store and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she has bought the day before because it doesn’t work. The clerk tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she has bought it on special. The woman insists she is entitled to a refund. The clerk, not knowing what to do, goes to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the woman and asks if he can…
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Three guys are arguing about whose wife is more stupid. First guy says: “My wife, she just went and brought a $10,000 dress and she 8 sizes too big for it.” Second guy says: “Well, my wife, she just went and bought a Ferrari and she can’t drive.” Third guy says: “Well, my wife she so stupid that she just went to Hawaii with a bag full of condoms…and I’m not going with her!!”
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A man walks into a bar and orders a Triple Vodka. The bartender says, “you musta had a bad day.” The man says, “yeah, I just found out my younger brother is gay.” The man walks into the bar the next day and orders a Triple Vodka again. The bartender says, “Wow, another bad day.” The man says, “Yeah, I just found out my older brother is gay!” The same man walks into the bar and orders another Triple Vodka.…
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Q: What is the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
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There was a man selling a horse, and beside that there was a bench. One day there were 2 girls sitting on the bench and the man said, “Do you want to buy my horse? He’s a very good horse but he don’t look so good,” the girls refused to buy the horse. A few days later a boy was sitting on the bench and he said, “Do you want to buy my horse? He’s a very good horse, but…
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