Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Sam sees the postman once a week, and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet. After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there. “Name’s Enoch… Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge… Having a party Saturday… Thought you’d like to come.” “Great,” says Sam, “after 6 months of this I’m ready…
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One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking American shelves this week with their newest soup creation, “Clinton Soup”, to honor one of the nation’s most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water.
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“Hey baby, if milk was beauty you would be a cow.”
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10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions. 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don’t want to see what’s on television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on television. 8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for…
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On day a man was walking on the beach when he came upon a brass lamp. “I wonder if this is a magic lamp,” he said to himself and began to rub the lamp furiously. A cloud of smoke rose out and a Genie was standing before him. “Three Wishes are yours,” the Genie said “but whatever you wish for your mother-in-law gets double” The man thought long and hard. The last thing he wanted to do was give his…
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A new priest saying mass for the first time was so nervous that he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor told him that he appeared nervous but that he had some advice for him. He told the new priest that he always puts a glass of vodka next to the water glass. ?If I get nervous I drink from that glass? the Monsignor told the priest. The following Sunday the priest…
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your moma is so fat when it rains she has to go inside the house so the yard can get watered.
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Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed For A Job : 1. What’s your company’s policy on severance pay? 2. How long does it take your company’s bureaucracy to get around to firing somebody for poor performance? 3. Could I get an office that’s really close to the exit? 4. Does your company’s life insurance cover suicide? 5. Who’s the ugly bitch in that picture on your desk? 6. Does your company’s insurance consider genital herpes a…
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A guy walks into a bar, approaches the bartender and says: “I’ve been working on a top secret project on molecular genetics for the past five years, and I’ve just got to talk to someone about it.” The bartender says: “Wait a minute. Before we talk about that, just answer me a few questions. When a deer defecates, why does it come out like little pellets?” The guy didn’t know. The bartender then asks, “Why is it that when a…
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This real short girl went to the doctor one day and complained that every time it rained her crotch hurt. The doctor wanted to know how long this had been going on, and she said ever since she could remember. The doctor told her to come back on a rainy day so he could check it out. Sure enough, the next day it rained and she went back to the doctor. He advised her that he would have to give…
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