Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A young woman was suffering badly from hay fever. She was going to a fancy dinner party that night and figured she would need at least two handkerchiefs to get her through the evening. She didn’t have any pockets, so she stuffed them both in her bra. Halfway through the night, she had already used up one handkerchief and was rummaging around in her bra for the other one. She was having trouble finding it, and soon she noticed that…
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A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. On the fourth move, the man burst out laughing! She complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.…
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What did the chimpanzee say when he heard that his sister was going to have a baby? “I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
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Cindarella was getting old, 75 years, and very wrinkly. One day the fairy god mother came to visit. “Having a good life aren’t you.? I shall grant you three wishes.” For her first wish she wishes to be rich. instantly here chair is turned to gold and as she jumped up, her cat jumped off her lap. for her second wish she wishes, she wished to be young and beautiful. She was turned into a beautiful young woman. for her…
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During a routine physical exam, the doctor found his elderly male patient suffering from the effects of old age much sooner than expected. So, he gave the old man this piece of advice, “Your gout is getting much worse. You’ll have to give up drinking, smoking and having sex for a long while.” The old man stared back at his doctor incredulously before blurting out, “What for? So that I can just walk a little better?”
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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Take out the pin and throw it back
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Jesus and St. Peter were teeing it up in front of a 250 yard carry over a lake. St. Peter asked Jesus what club he was going to use. Jesus replied, “A 1 Iron.” St. Peter said, “Only Tiger Woods can hit a 1 Iron that far.” Ignoring the advice, Jesus hits 3 balls in the water and starts walking on the water to retrieve his balls. About that time a foursome behind them comes up on the tee, and…
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Some very important questions to ask yourselves. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called “Poles”, why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes”? If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip’s Screwdriver? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If a pig…
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Who makes more money, a prostitute or a drug dealer? A prostitute, they can clean their crack and sell it again ******************************** What do bungee jumping and a prostitute have in common? They’re both cheap, they last only a few seconds, and if the rubber band breaks, you’re dead. ******************************** How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? The joystick is wet. ******************************** What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant? Her feet…
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