Bloneds and Breast Feeding
Q: Why dont blondes like to breast feed? A: It hurts when the boil there nipples.
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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your ex-wife
Q. What do you do when you see your ex-wife stagger in the backyard? A. Reload.
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What are you really saying
Mens Guide to what Women are really saying. —————————————- “We need” = “I want” “It’s your decision ” = “The correct decision should be obvious by now.” “Do what you want” = “You’ll pay for this later.” “We need to talk” = “I need to complain” “I’m not upset” = “Of course I’m upset, you moron!” “You’re so… manly” = “You need a shave and you sweat a lot.” “Be romantic, turn out the lights.” = “I have flabby thighs.”…
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Moral Decline
Two bishops were discussing the decline of morals in the modern world. “I didn’t sleep with my wife before I was married,” said one clergy-man, self-righteously. “Did you?” “I don’t know,” said the other. “What was her maiden name?”
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Cab Contradictions
Two cab drivers met. “Hey” asked one. “What’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well,” the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other.”
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David
David goes to a department store and sees a Thermos flask, he asks an assitant how it works. “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.” So he buys one. Later on he goes to the training ground, and Mr. Ferguson asks him how his Thermos flask works, “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.” “What have you got in it David??” “Two cups of coffee and a chocolate ice cream.”
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a guy walks in a bar
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.” “Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.” The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay…
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March 31st
A boy was born blind and all he ever wanted was to be able to see. When he was about 8 yers old he told his mother of his wish. “Well son, this is your lucky day. Today is the last day of March and if you pray REALLY hard all night long then God will answer your prayer.” So that night the boy went to bed extra early and he prayed until he fell asleep. He awoke halfway through…
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Real Quotes from Star Wars
(Except the word ‘panties’ has been substituted.) A tremor in the panties. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. You are unwise to lower your panties. We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those panties, up or down. She must have hidden the plans in her panties. These panties may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts. I find your lack of panties disturbing. These…
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FRAUD ALERT!
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called “Internal Revenue Service,” DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the operation of essential functions of the United States government. This is untrue! The money the IRS collects is used to fund various other corporations which depend on subsidies to…
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