tub or church
What’s the difference between a lady in church, and a lady in the bathtub? A lady in church has hope in her soul, and a lady in the bathtub has soap in her hole.
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Iced Coffee
I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cooled coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay. Finally, a teenage girl came to the window looking frustrated. “I’m having a problem,” she announced. “The ice keeps melting.”
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All right, break it up!
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser, with an experienced partner. As they were responding to a radio call, they observed a crowd, gathered at an intersection. The rookie officer rolls down his window and yells, “YOU WILL DISPERSE! NOW!” The crowd does nothing. The rookie steps out of his car, draws his service revolver and says, “YOU WILL LEAVE THIS AREA, IMMEDIATELY, OR BE SUBJECT TO ARREST! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!” The small crowd…
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Medical Diagnosis
“As you can see, class,” said the medical school professor pointing to the X-ray, “this patient limps because his left fibia and tibula are both radically arched. Johnson—what would you do in a case like this?” “Well, sir,” said the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”
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Need a drink
An obviously underage boy goes into a bar, climbs up onto a stool, and calls the barmaid. “Can I help you little boy?”, she asks. “I’d like a double shot of Jack Daniel’s,” he replies. She exclaims, “What do you want to do, get me into trouble?” “Sounds good to me,” he answers, “but how ’bout the fucking drink first?”
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Blonde Traveler
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group and charter a double-decker bus to go to London. There are only two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the top section of the bus available when they board. They decide to take turns riding in the top and flip a coin to see who gets the first turn. The blonde wins the toss. A couple of hours later, it’s…
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curfew
There was a boy who had a girlfriend and the girl’s dad said to the boy, “You better bring her back by 8:15.” So then he brought her back in the middle of August.
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IF
If a man speaks in the forest and there’s no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Expensive Barbie!
A man was driving home from work one evening when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t yet bought her a gift. So, the man rushed off to the nearest toy store and asked the sales clerk, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” The sales clerk replied in a condescending tone, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for…
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blondes vs. computers
Q: What do a blonde and a computer have in common? A: You don’t appreciate either one till they go down on you.
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