Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
It was the first day of school and after lunch, the teacher, Miss Adams, was passing out candy treats wrapped in foil. She was then asking each child to identify what they had been given. When she came around to little Eddie, he could not name the Hershey ‘kiss’ he had received. “All right, Eddie”, said Miss Adams. “Here’s a hint. It’s something your daddy wants from your mommy when he gets home from work. Take a bite and tell…
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yo momma so damn dumb that she put a peephole in a glass door yo momma so damn dumb she took some m&m’s back cause they had w’s on them
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Poet William Wordsworth once boasted in the presence of Charles Lamb: “I could write like Shakespeare if I had a mind to.” “So, it’s only the mind that’s lacking,” murmered Lamb.
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Did you hear about the man that tried to blow up his car? He burnt his lips on the tailpipe.
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Why aren’t elephants allowed at the beach? Because they can’t keep their trunks up!!!!!
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A two year old girl was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist. The girl kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mother was resting, her eyes closed. With about six other patients waiting, the little girl marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. “Mommy,” she yelled, “Wake up! This is not church!”
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There were a bunch of people on a plane. The pilot comes on and says: “The plane is having engine failure, we’re going to have to make a crash landing.” Everyone was silent. Suddenly, a lady jumps up, takes off all her clothes onto the floor and yells: “Is there anyone here who could make me feel like the woman I was meant to be?!?” For a while, nothing happened. Then a man jumps up, takes off all his clothes…
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Three midgets were sitting at a tavern one afternoon. One of the midgets, sat quietly,staring at his hands for the longest time. Before long his friend asked him,” Hey, what the hell are you doing?” “Well”, he exclaimed, “I was just noticing that I have the smallest hands of anyone I have ever seen!” ” Oh yeah”, said his partner, “you think that’s bad you should see my feet” Just then the third midget returned from the restroom and questioned,…
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There is a friend of mine that is gay. He came up to me one day and he said, “I think I’m pregnant.” “No way, I said, you cant be, you are a guy and it is no possible way you can be pregnant.” He kept insisting that he was totally positive that he was. So I asked, “Ok if in fact you really are pregnant, who is the father?” He replied, “How the hell am I suppose to know……
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Monica will return to the white house next term. She has been promised the job as head intern.
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