Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A bartender was cleaning off the counter when a man ran in out of breath. He then asked the bartender, “Quick, I’ve gotta know. How tall is a penguin?” The puzzled bartender replied, “What?!?” The man said, “PLEASE JUST TELL ME! How tall is a penguin?” The bartender then held up his hands and said, “Uhh, about this tall.” The man but his head down on the counter and said, “Ohh my God, I’ve run over a nun.”
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A six-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord”s Prayer at a church service: “And forgive us our trash passes as we forgive those who passed trash against us.”
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At a small parish in rural New England, there lived a priest and several nuns. One day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs in the church were beginning to fray. She went to the priest and told him, “Father, I believe your rugs need to be replaced soon.” The priest thanked her for bringing it to his attention, and told her that he thought that she had been there long enough to refer to church property…
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Q Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
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An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. “Sir, what is the secret for your long life?” The man considered this for a moment, then replied, “Every day at 9 p.m. I have a glass of port. Good for the heart, I’ve heard.” The reporter replied, “That’s ALL?” The man smiled, “That, and canceling my voyage on the Titanic.”
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What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? A. Glad-he-ate-her.
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“Armstrong,” the boss said, “I happen to know that the reason you didn’t come to work yesterday and that was because you were out playing golf.” “That’s a rotten lie!” Armstrong protested. “And I have the fish to prove it!”
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Q:How many passengers can fit in a VW Beetle? A:71….69 at the back and 2 in front watching.
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Somebody erected a picket sign alongside Highway 95 in Nevada. Evidently, someone doesn’t want any more hotels and casinos being built, because the black-on-orange sign read “END CONSTRUCTION”.
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A man was walking down a street in Washington. A man walking behind him suddenly pulled out a gun and said, “Gimme all your money, now!” The victim said, “You can’t do this to me! I’m a Congressman!” The robber thought for a moment, then said, “In that case, gimme all of MY money!”
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