viagra in the wrong hands
Did you hear about the teenage boy who got into his grandpa’s viagra? He was addmitted into the hospital with 2nd degree burns.
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Revenge on the Town Gossip
Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town’s morals recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town’s only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.
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Why did the turtle …
Why did the turtle cross the road? Because chickens weren’t invented yet.
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Everything Holds Up Something
My 11 year old daughter and I were getting dressed in the bathroom the other morning. Being an avid gymnast, she hasn’t quite started to develop yet. As I was putting on my bra, she said, “Mom you need a bra to hold up your boobies, but I don’t.” I laughed and said, “Not yet you don’t.” She said, “No, but I got eye-bras to hold up my eyes though!” I laughed hysterically. This is a true story.
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Your mama is so fat… other fat women….
Your mama is so fat that she’s got other fat women orbiting around her.
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Thoughts to Ponder
“Smoking helps you lose weight–one lung at a time!” “If opera is entertainment, the falling off a roof is transportation!” “How come we choose from just two people for president and from 50 for Miss America?”
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Little Johnny Knows The Awful Truth
In school, Little Johnny was told by his classmate that every adult had a dark deep secret and it was easy to blackmail them by just saying, “I know the whole truth.” So, when Little Johnny got home after school, he went straight to his mother and told her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother turned pale and gave Little Johnny $20.00 telling him not to tell his father. Pleased with his new caper, Little Johnny waited for his…
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the jewish coach
Q: What does a Jewish football coach always tell his players? A: Get the quarter back!
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The Agent and the Writer
Agent: Harry, I got some good news and bad news. Writer: Better tell me the good news first. Agent: Paramount loved your script. Just ate it up. Writer: Hey, that’s great. So what’s the bad news? Agent: Paramount’s my dog.
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Beware of the Bull
Out for a walk one afternoon, I came upon a fence around this cow pasture. On this fence was a sign that stated, “Beware of the BULL.” Now I am not one to doubt the warnings on signs, but it did seem to be a shortcut across the pasture to where I wanted to go. I looked very carefully in every direction and no BULL did I see. Weighing the decision very carefully, it seemed that crossing this cow pasture…
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