First Electronic Shop
Who ran the first electronics shop? Adam. He supplied a spare part for the first loudspeaker.
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Jokes News
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Advice From Men To Women
GENERAL DISCLAIMER FOR ANY WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS WHO HAPPEN UPON A COPY OF THIS: 1) The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location. 2) Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing. 3) When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better…
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what do cats…
What do cats eat for breakfast? mice crispies. joke from the “joke museum”
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Cheapskate Airlines
A group of businessmen decided to start Cheapskate Airlines. After talking it over, they offered three classes of travel. In first class, they show a movie and serve steak and lobster. In coach class, they show slides and give you a chicken dinner. In the “NO FRILLS!” section, they pass around a picture of a peanut butter sandwich.
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Don’t catch a social disease!!!!!!!!!
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, “I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease”. Disraeli replied, “That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.”
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Blind Man
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a department store. All of a sudden, the blind man picked up his dog by its tail and started swinging the dog around in a circle. The department store employee observed this and went over and asked the blind man if he could help him. The blind man replied, “No, I am just looking around.”
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Elephant’s Tail
A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus, and by chance their seats were next to the elephant pen. When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy piped up, “Mom, what’s that long thing on the elephant? “That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear,” she replied. “No, not that.” “Oh, that’s the elephant’s tail.” “No, Mom. Down underneath.” His mother blushed and said, “Oh, that’s nothing.” Pretty soon the father returned, and the mother went off…
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Blonde & a dead bird
A BLONDE AND A REDHEAD WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN THE REDHEAD SAYS TO THE BLONDE, “AW, LOOK AT THE POOR DEAD BIRD.” AND THE BLONDE LOOKS UP IN THE SKY AND SAYS, “WHERE?”
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Dirty Dog
Son: Daddy, why is that dog licking himself down there? Father: Because he can.
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Opposites
Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky? A: Bill can’t come clean, and Monica can’t clean cum!
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