Riddle
The man who makes it doesn’t want it The man who buys it doesn’t need it The man who needs it doesn’t know it What is it?? A Coffin
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Golden Blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal? She was so proud she had it bronzed.
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Hans and Stein
Hans and Stein were playing in their yard in Zurich when one of the boys accidentally swallowed a coin and started choking. Hans ran inside to get help, yelling, “MOM! DAD! COME QUICK! THERE’S A FRANC IN STEIN!”
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Pissed Off Wife
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels and threw his down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. “Yuck, it’s nasty poison!” she spluttered. “I don’t know…
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Brown nose
Q: What’s the difference between brown nosing and shit-faced? A: Depth perception.
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I’m famous
My agent has been able to get my name permenently displayed up in lights in every single theatre and cinema in the country. He changed my name to “Exit.”
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Farm Life
A blonde Texas city girl married a rancher. One morning on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to his new bride, “The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnant one of our cows today. I drove a nail in the two-by-four just above the cows stall in the barn. When he gets here, pease show him where the cow is ok.” The rancher leaves for the fields. The artificial insemination man shows up and…
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Japanese Banking Crisis
According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse. Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop.…
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What Position?
First Mother: What position does your son play on the football team? Second Mother: I’m not sure. I think he’s one of the drawbacks.
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What?
Has your mom ever called you a son of a bitch? My mom has. She said, “Shawn, you son of a bitch.” And of course I said, “You have to be right on that one, Mom.” I got my ass whooped pretty bad.
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